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Bored of Wanking: 10 new Wank Tricks

Fancy Wank: Condom

Effortless Clean-up: There are no misfires or messes when you masterbate with a condom and it is easy to clean up afterwards. If you’re a long-distance shooter and can strike the wall with your ejaculate, then while masturbating is a must-have to wear a condom — not just for yourself, but for your friend, a significant other, or anyone else you stay with.

No one wants the gross scent of your solo-sex-session to see a lot of dirty socks lying on the carpet stiff with ejaculate or breath in. “A condom fits better than a tee-shirt, a mattress or a sandwich bag,” Kenny K says. “When you’ve done jerking off all you have to do is throw your condom in the garbage and nobody has to deal with your mess.”

Clean Prostate Play: He might use them to keep it clean, on top of a prostate massager. Or, if he uses them for masturbation, then his next girlfriend will be thankful he’s already used to feeling like condoms.

Getting Comfortable in a Condom… Makes sex more successful:

If you have never had real sex before it’s probably safe to do so at least a couple of times because there are stuff you need to know firsthand about using a condom.

It’s easier to clean – I don’t know why other people use socks or bananas or a jar or even want to cream their pants, but going to a condom you can tie off and throw away is a much better choice than either of those in my own.

Transform the negative image to a constructive one: Too frequently, wearing a condom is seen as something you have to do, not something that brings more enjoyment to it. When you think you’ll restrict your sexual gratification by using a condom then you’ll stop using one. So if you sheat it while going solo, the way you think about condoms will change.

“People with penises will masturbate with condoms to gain pleasure in having a comfort and positive mental connection when wearing condoms,” Guichet says. “A person should be aware of the sensations of their body while masturbating with a condom to learn how to concentrate on the sensation [not the negatives]”

Find your fit: condoms come in all shapes and sizes and not just the three at the pharmacy you’ve seen. The chance that the first one you’re trying on would be correct for you is pretty slim. Experimenting with different condom sizes on your own will give you more independence and security to try out what you want without having to put the pressure on your partner.

THE SLIDING CONDOM
Take a condom and put quite a lot of lotion in the tip. Then roll the condom down on your penis, and squish the lotion between your penis and the condom. Now slowly slide the condom almost off and back on again. When you get going, pull the end of the condom with one hand and then slide it back on with the other. Once you get the technique down, it will feel like your penis is a foot long as you slide the condom up and down. Then, when you approach orgasm, squeeze hard, hold your hands still, and thrust with your hips like with the “Vagina” method for a long-lasting orgasm that will milk you dry.

Learn your condoms size – no condom chart, required!

Keep safe and hygienic toys and devices: Whether you’re using a prostate massager, a dildo, using a condom will help keep it clean and ready for next use. Having a condom on your toy will help keep you from being reinfected while you are being treated for a sexually transmitted infection (STI)

This will also help keep you from coming into contact with any other bacteria which could cause inflammation of the urinary tract and viral infections that can easily spread across the body.

Helps with condom anxiety: It’s difficult for many people to put on a condom and because of that, they can get nervous and lose their erection. Sex, marriage and family therapist Michael Guichet says, “Masturbation’s low-pressure situation allows a person to get some practise and relaxation from applying a condom.”

It teaches the wearer how to improve their ability and the skill of putting on a condom in the smoothest and fastest way possible.